bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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blackoutballad:

i usually draw vriska wearing something i would except it looks 250% cooler on her lmao

blackoutballad:

i usually draw vriska wearing something i would except it looks 250% cooler on her lmao

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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vegetariian:

when u accidentally unfollow friend when u on their blog

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jedavu:

Colored Liquids Create Gorgeous Rainbow Explosions In Water

by Mark Mawson 

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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catypical said:
S

S. Random fact?
It’s 5 in the afternoon and I still haven’t had breakfast

answered 2 days ago @ 26 Jul 2014
rebellemaki said:
n, z

N. Favorite place to shop at?
Well, I don’t really do a lot of shopping, BUT I really like that candy shop that’s on that one street.

Z. How are you?
I’m very well actually. I’m a little nervous since I have a play to do tonight and that’s a little stressful, but other wise I’m pretty good! Thanks for askin!

answered 2 days ago @ 26 Jul 2014